Getting Back in the Swing of Things

Why is it so hard to get back into the swing of things after a vacation? I mean, really? We do the same thing day in and day out throughout the year, then we take a vacation and EVERYTHING tends to get fucked up!

For those of you that do not know, I work third shift. Because I was on a “first shift” schedule for the past week my sleep schedule decided to go awry. Yesterday I went to bed around 7:45am, woke up at 10:15am and again at 12:15pm (for good this time, mind you!). UGH!!!…

Today, as if you can’t tell by looking at the time of this posting, probably will not be much different. But, I know that I will eventually get back into the swing of things.

Speaking of “getting back into the swing of things.” For those of you that might be wondering, being back with the family is great! I am loving it like a fat kid love chocolate! 😀 Now, if only I can get the wife to quit moving things from where I had them before she got here!…lol 😉

Yes, the “To-Do/Honey-Do” list is in full effect. Trust me, I will be doing little projects around the house for a LONG, LONG time. But, you know what? I would rather have that problem than be without the wife and kids any day of the week! 🙂 (I guess it just took 9 months of being by myself to realize that, stupid me!)

I want to thank all of you that offered support in replies to my postings of fears, moving, and finally getting back with my family. It proves that even strangers (even though I consider you all friends, but strangers cause, for the most part I have not met most of you in person) can touch our lives in a positive way when we need it the most.

Well, I hope that everyone has a wonderful Tuesday. We are one day away from hump-day, and one day closer to the weekend. Hope everyone’s day is filled with sunshine, even if it is a gloomy day wherever you are. 🙂 As for me, every day is filled with sunshine now! Now, if only I can get some good sleep, too!

Until next time, my friends…

Saturday Snippets

Don’t you just love it when you wake up and your mind plays tricks on you first thing?

Last night I was up until about 4am, doing things around the house, preparing for the family to move down. This morning when I woke up, at about 10:30am, my mind decided to play it’s usual games with me.

At first I thought that I was late for something (you know how that goes…oh shit! I’m late!). But, of course, I couldn’t think about what I was late for. Then, before I could tell myself that I wasn’t late, my mind then proceeds to tell me that it is 10:30pm. So now I’m like, “great, an entire day gone!

Obviously I was able to correct my brain and tell it that it is still only Saturday morning. But, I do have to tell my brain one last thing: “F**k You, brain! Quit screwing with me every weekend, it is getting OLD!”

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In other news:

Only 6 more days until I am back with my family again! 😀 I cannot wait! It has been too damn long since I have been with them. Granted, they were down at the beginning of April, but visits are not enough! I have to remind myself to NEVERmove without them again! 9 months is too damn long to be without the ones I love. 😦

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Wanted to share with you all some more of my Wifey’s Textual Feelings (these ones are mainly all jokes she has texted me):

Summers Eve has a new douche, made of marijuana, deodorant & Kentucky fried chicken. It leaves women high, dry & finger licken good!! LOL

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Best engine ever made was the pussy. It takes any size piston, self lubricates, starts with one finger & does its own oil change once a month!!

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Vodka-19.99. Motel-54.99. Condoms-2.99.
Finding out she swallows & loves it in the ass!
Priceless!
Fuck Mastercard!
It Pays to DISCOVER!

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Teacher asked Timmy, why is ur cat in school 2day? Timmy says(crying)I heard daddy tell mommy I’m eating that pussy when the kids leave!!

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There is a report of a naked drunk wearing snow boots and riding a Big Wheel along the highway.  Where the fuck are you going?

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Only in Michigan would someone think to make a shirt like this:

MARVIN Shirt

That’s right, folks. It’s the OFFICIALM.A.R.V.I.N employees work-shirt. From what I hear, all employees are reqired to wear this shirt as part of their daily uniform (OK, OK, I made that up…but it sounds about right, doesn’t it?). For those of you that don’t know what MARVIN is, it is Michigan’s unemployment agency network. MARVIN stands for: Michigan’s Automated Response Voice Interactive Network.

Since the “Big 3” are struggling, and the UAW is losing members, I wonder if they might be interested in organizing a union for the fastest growing, and largest, pool of individuals throughout the nation? Just think about all the benefits that they could fight for? And, they wouldn’t even have to change their letters; it could still be the U.A.W – U Ain’t Working! I think their slogan could go a little something like this: “Uniting all the laid-off, unemployed workers of America, working to make America a better place.” No? Not a good Idea? Well, OK, I tried! 😉

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Oh, by the way, don’t forget that tomorrow is Father’s Day! Make sure to give your Dad a hug and tell him you love him. Or, if you are in the situation like me where you don’t live close enough to your Dad, make sure you give him a call!

I might, or might not, have a Special Sunday posting coming in celebration of Father’s Day (I know that it’s not noticeable yet, but Sunday’s is going to be my day off from postings, unless there is a special occasion :)).

Until next time, my friends,and have a great weekend…