TMI Thursday: Vaginal Cream Works for Anything…

It’s TMI Thursday
***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell,bout someone else’s! (via LiLu)

TMI Thursday

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The other day, when I was at my Doctor appointment, I was asking the Doctor if he would refer me to a Dermatologist. You see, the reason why I was requesting is because I get contact dermatitis on my wrist from my watch and my belly from my belt buckle, especially when it gets hot out.

The issue from the watch only came about when I started wearing the cheap Wal-Mart watches. When I had my expensive watch, that I had for the better part of 13 years, I never had a problem. The rashes get so bad that every once in a while they would either bleed or a pus would come out of the area (after being scabbed up a bit, of course).

Well, the Doctor said that he could just prescribe some cream that would take care of the issue and that referring me to a dermatologist would not be necessary. So, I go to the drug store to get my cream. I cracked the wife up when I told her that I was picking up the vaginal cream that the Doctor prescribed for me to use. But, hey, if it is a cream made for clearing up infections, then wouldn’t you call it that too?

No, really, he only prescribed me Hydrocortisone, which is doing the trick. Although, last night there was a couple spots that were visibly filling up with pus after I put the cream on. But, today the rashes are looking better!

Until next time, my friends… Happy TMI Thursday 🙂

Clinch them cheeks

It’s TMI Thursday
***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell,bout someone else’s! (via LiLu)

TMI Thursday

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As you may know, I have been mentioning, either on here, or on twitter, that I have been having issues with my side (which has now moved down into my hip). It has been some of the most uncomfortable issues. I had been, for months, attributing them to the processed foods that I was eating while I was away from my family.

Well, that was until one day when I was peeing and felt a slight pain. That was when I knew it was more. I do not know, yet, what is the actually problem. I am hoping to find that out on Tuesday. I had a CT-scan last Friday since the lab work came back normal.

If the problem was only slight pain and discomfort, I wouldn’t really have an issue. However, there is much more going on. You see, what ever the issue is it is making me have to shit more often. It really sucks when you can actually feel the shit moving through your intestines, too!

Along with constantly having to shit, there is another side-effect to what is happening. Every-once-in-a-while I feel the urge to let a good one rip (and that has been happening more frequently too). Well, let’s just say that one day, when the wife and I were getting ready to go to the store, I really had the urge, and I thought for sure it was going to be a good one too. Needless to say, I started and had to stop within a millisecond!

Yeah, you guessed it, I spotted my drawers brown. Thankfully I did not completely force it out (like I normally would have, since I thought it was going to be good and loud), cause had I, we would have been cleaning up shit for days!

Yes, I still wonder, on a daily basis, if I just have gas, or if I am going to shit myself. This will probably be something that I will worry about for a long, long time. You know, it really sucks when you are afraid to fart!

Anyone have any ideas as to what the problem could possibly be? My wife and I both think that it could be kidney problems. And I also think that there could be something wrong with my intestines. So, if you have an idea let me know.

I will update you all when I get back from the Doctor’s on Tuesday as to what he says it might be, or is, or if he says there’s nothing wrong. Which, if he says there’s nothing wrong I will have to break my foot off in his ass, cause I know that there is something going on!

Happy TMIT everyone :). Until next time, my friends…