Random Texts…(NSFW or Children)

**WARNING**

Some views are inappropriate for children, Christians, prudes, and anyone else that is easily offended. Just remember, you have been warned! 😉

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Here are a few text messages that friends, and the wife, have sent me recently. Are the of good taste? NO! Not at all. But, then again, if they were, would I really be posting them here? HELL NO!

Anyhoo, here they are…enjoy! 🙂

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shits n giggles

~Submitted by the Wife

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I  wanted to be the first to say happy fucking Halloween!

happy halloween

~Submitted by the Wife

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The law says he’s entitled to eat whatever he wants for his last meal!

last meal 

~Submitted by a friend

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big ass

~Submitted by the Wife

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Your childsupport is due motherfucker! dont make me go public!

child support due

~Submitted by the Wife

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Smoking makes ur lips look funny !

smoking lips 

~Submitted by a friend

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Ok, bend over. It’s time for your swine flu vaccine.

swinfflu

~Submitted by the Wife

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 Do you have some wierdly awesome texts to share? Want to send them to me so that I can post them here to share with the world? Send me an emil at jeluttrull (at) gmail (dot) com and I will be more than happy to put them up.

Until next time, my friends…

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