Random Texts…(NSFW or Children)

**WARNING**

Some views are inappropriate for children, Christians, prudes, and anyone else that is easily offended. Just remember, you have been warned! ;)

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Here are a few text messages that friends, and the wife, have sent me recently. Are the of good taste? NO! Not at all. But, then again, if they were, would I really be posting them here? HELL NO!

Anyhoo, here they are…enjoy! :)

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shits n giggles

~Submitted by the Wife

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I  wanted to be the first to say happy fucking Halloween!

happy halloween

~Submitted by the Wife

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The law says he’s entitled to eat whatever he wants for his last meal!

last meal 

~Submitted by a friend

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big ass

~Submitted by the Wife

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Your childsupport is due motherfucker! dont make me go public!

child support due

~Submitted by the Wife

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Smoking makes ur lips look funny !

smoking lips 

~Submitted by a friend

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Ok, bend over. It’s time for your swine flu vaccine.

swinfflu

~Submitted by the Wife

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 Do you have some wierdly awesome texts to share? Want to send them to me so that I can post them here to share with the world? Send me an emil at jeluttrull (at) gmail (dot) com and I will be more than happy to put them up.

Until next time, my friends…

ASQ CQT Certified

I’m a little late with sharing this bit of info with all my friends out there in the blogosphere. I guess that I have been a bit busy lately. OK…OK, I haven’t been busy, just been too damn lazy to share… you happy now that I admitted it?

Anyways…I am now, officially, a Certified Quality Technician…YAY ME!!

So, what does that mean, you ask? Well, honestly, a whole lot…of nothing! Well…actually, it does mean a little something to the right employers (I wonder where they are all located?).

 

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American Society for Quality

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Jason E. Luttrull Receives ASQ-Certified Quality Technician

Milwaukee, WI, October 26, 2009 — The Certification Board of ASQ (American Society for Quality) is pleased to announce that Jason E. Luttrull has completed the requirements to be named an ASQ-Certified Quality Technician (ASQ CQT). As such, Jason E. Luttrull has reached a significant level of professional recognition, indicating a proficiency in and a comprehension of quality concepts, tools, and techniques. Individuals who earn this certification are allowed to use “ASQ CQT” on their business cards and professional correspondence.

“ASQ provides certification as a way to provide formal recognition to professionals who have demonstrated an understanding of, and a commitment to, quality techniques and practices in their job and career,” explains Peter Andres, ASQ president. “This is a great accomplishment and, although not a formal registration or licensure, it represents a high level of peer recognition.”

In order to sit for the CQT examination, an individual must have four years of on-the-job experience in qualityrelated processes. Successful candidates for this certification are expected to be able to apply quality concepts in a variety of situations, including using statistical tools such as DOE, sampling tables, etc., to analyze and solve problems. A CQT is also expected to read and interpret blueprints and drawings, including geometric dimensioning and tolerancing (GD&T) techniques, quantify cost of quality data, and measure process performance.

Since 1968, when the first ASQ certification examination was given, more than 163,000 individuals have taken the path to reaching their goal of becoming ASQ-Certified in their field or profession, including many of who have attained more than one designation. To learn more about ASQ’s Certified Quality Technician program, visit http://www.asq.org/certification/quality-technician/.

ASQ, www.asq.org, has been the world’s leading authority on quality for more than 60 years. With more than 85,000 individual and organizational members, the professional association advances learning, quality improvement and knowledge exchange to improve business results and to create better workplaces and communities worldwide. As champion of the quality movement, ASQ offers technologies, concepts, tools and training to quality professionals, quality practitioners and everyday consumers. ASQ has been the sole administrator of the prestigious Malcolm Baldrige National Quality Award since 1991. Headquartered in Milwaukee, Wis., ASQ is a founding sponsor of the American Customer Satisfaction Index (ACSI).

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Now that I have this, my third, ASQ Certification (I am also a Certified Quality Improvement Associate - CQIA, and a Certified Quality Process Analyst – CQPA) I think that it may be time to update the ol’ resume and possibly, POSSIBLY, do a little fishing to see what all is out there.

I have mentioned it to my boss a couple times that I might put my resume out there just to see, and she has made it known that she will KILL me. Especially if I was to find something else and leave the current position that I hold. But, then again, at least she will still have her best tech working there. ;)

No, I am not looking to find other employment. I actually quite enjoy the job that I currently have. BUT, if something was to be offered to me that was just too good to pass up, you bet your sweet ass that I would jump on the offer! Of course, it would have to be something that offered one hell of a salary.

Anyhoo…I am really proud of myself for earning this certification, especially since I absolutely DID NOT study for this exam…AT ALL! I just went on what I learned in class two years ago! Yeah, I’m THAT good, dontyaknow!

 Until next time, my friends…

Work interferes with a good week

Last weekend kicked off a fun-packed week for me and the family. And if it wasn’t for this thing we call work, this would be one of the best weeks of the year!

My parents and nephew came down from Michigan this past weekend and we all hung out in Statesville, NC for the 36th Carolina Balloon Fest. This was my first experience with hot air balloons and it made me want to do it again and again. Trust me, I am now hooked on ballooning, thanks to my Aunt (she pilots a balloon) and Uncle. Although I did not get a chance to ride in a balloon (too expensive, but close to the top of the list of things to do before I die now), and all I did was work as crew for my Aunt, it was nothing but good times.

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Wizard of Oz Balloon night glow - (My Aunt piloted this balloon)

If you have never been to a balloon festival, you should definitely catch one next year.Don’t know when they are? Or where to find information on them? Well, here is the link for the Carolina Balloon Association and they will have the schedule of events for 2010, at some point in time later this year or the beginning of next. Believe me, you will have a blast!

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Ford Balloon - (My Aunt's other balloon)

I am looking forward to hanging out with my Aunt and Uncle again, in a few weeks, for one of the Funfly and Party’s that are scheduled. Should be a good time!

Today I took the wife and kids to the Shrine Circus. I had the tickets for this event since the middle of June. Although it was kind of a short show, it was still great fun. Plus, it got us out of the house. Can’t beat that!

Now I am looking forward to this Saturday night. No, not going trick-or-treating, nor are we going to a Halloween party somewhere. This Saturday I am taking the family on a Ghost Trolly Tour here in Asheville. I am hoping that it will be a very enjoyable end to an excitingly great week.

Now…if only there was something that could be done about work getting in the way of all this fun!

Until next time, my friends…